urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex judjinjn judjinjn 2004-05-26T06:02:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:15797 2004-05-26T05:41:49Z 2004-05-26T06:02:07Z A death for no reason is murder. <i>I</i> can look at you with a smile on my face because you are not yet enlightened.<br /><br />I have said before... I will never write a love song. For all the best love songs have already been written by The Cure and Morrisey.<br />Who knows what I'll write about?<br /><br />Nothing eccentric and tomorrow doesn't look terribly propitious.<br />A dark cloud is coming to cover this town. A dark cloud that smells like a mix between shit breath and fried chicken and sounds like what pure ignorance innapropriately placed on a crotch rocket would sound like; use your imagination.<br />I live five minutes away from the epicenter of this fiasco they call Atlantic Beach Bike Fest.<br /><br />If you dont know, ax somebody.<br />You know I don't want to be racist. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:15503 2004-05-25T04:16:15Z 2004-05-25T04:20:00Z the dandy warhols- i am over it- Montel Williams reported that he eats marijuana for his health.<br /><br />That is all. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:15165 2004-05-24T03:39:34Z 2004-05-24T03:39:34Z <img src="http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v192/versuscowboy/salmon_dinner004.jpg"><br />Homemade honey bbq grilled salmon, four cheese rice, and fresh, crunchy alfalfa sprouts with bleu cheese.<br />that shit was awesome.<br /><br />28 days later is on HBO... what a awesomely gory movie.<br />some of these scenes just make thc stand out, nahmeen?<br />im gonna start cooking shit all the time.<br />won't you join me for a meal? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:14968 2004-05-21T06:08:32Z 2004-05-25T05:16:06Z she cant read<br />she cant read<br />she cant read<br />she cant read she's blind.<br />stubborn me.<br />i get it now. =O!<br /><br /><b>edit:<b> (no one has to tell me those aren't the words.<br />!)</b></b> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:14162 2004-05-04T06:44:51Z 2004-05-04T06:44:51Z <img src="http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v85/jenajo/6735b4ce.jpg"><br /><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/sup_sluts/"> Sup, Sluts?&gt;</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:13904 2004-05-02T21:59:23Z 2004-05-02T21:59:23Z Cerberus Shoal... how dissapointing. so im smoking a bowl out of my bedroom window...<br />and i realize; this is what im growing tired of.<br />my mother told me yesterday that my brother was smoking my pot.<br />then she laughed and playfully suggested we all get high... a few times.<br />i think she was serious.<br />think she was serious?<br /><br /><br />we have these gigantor ants coming from somewhere in our house.<br />they have huge razor fangs.<br />i poked one with a toothpick. he grabbed it from me, put two grapes on either side, overhead pressed it a couple of times, and then broke that shit over his knee.<br /><br />i currently sleep on the couch.<br /><br />to do:<br />-Get a haircut.<br />-Conserve american currency in order to repair primary means of transportation.<br />-Visit Miami before it sinks.<br />-Move the fuck out! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:13682 2004-04-26T06:57:27Z 2004-04-26T07:00:49Z yes... i said rammestein im at my dad's for the weekend... it's a nice break away from applebee's and hardcore drugs.<br /><br />hey, seriously.<br />you melancholy sons of bitches need to stop trying to fabricate a dry shoulder out of this thing.<br /><br />life is too short to dwell on shit that makes you anything other than happy... <br />and happy is the minimum.<br />ya heard?<br /><br />there should be camps for you people.<br /><br />LJOTD<br /><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/pumpmoms/">PumpMoms</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:13194 2004-04-05T14:10:42Z 2004-04-05T14:30:31Z Tiny Toons is the only thing to watch this early I am currently viewing Ohio state tourism.<br />Since every person in Ohio has been to our city at least once per summer, I want to check out their state.. and go there... and ask a lot of questions... and complain about roughly 80 to 85% of everything i do.<br /><br />i was just kidding about step two.<br /><br />I've decided today that a majority of my days this summer will start at 8:30 am.<br />I want to become a morning person.<br />If caffene stops working, does anyone know where i can get coke in weight? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:12898 2004-04-02T08:41:05Z 2004-04-02T08:41:05Z silence. played nine holes with trey this morning.<br />im actually liking real golf.<br />my mother said she would buy me a set of clubs...<br />howabout $200 in cash instead.<br /><br /><br />speaking of mother... while waiting on her to get off of work for us to go eat lunch i doodled on paper.<br />i think i've designed my second tattoo.<br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br />original.<br /><img src="http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=2e713619-4ea3-45e5-4e79-68854dd94cbf&amp;size=lg"><br />different light.<br /><img src="http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=381a5b0c-4257-295e-1943-61be66677a1d&amp;size=lg"><br />w/ contrast.<br /><img src="http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=17fd13de-1947-3346-47ae-773e761420ae&amp;size=lg"><br /><br />opinions?<br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:12772 2004-04-01T05:51:39Z 2004-04-01T05:51:39Z chappelle's show. :/ tonight's episode of South Park is my synopsis exactly of <i>The Passion of the Christ</i><br />Big Whoop.<br />Big Yawn.<br />everyone knew what was going to happen at the end... but can you possibly make it more fucking colorless?<br />how could a movie that lacked <b>so much story</b> and suspense with such a dull conclusion make so much money?<br /><br />Mel Gibson is a fag for having such a horribly un-artistic artistic vision.<br /><br />I could have done better with only one of the Olsen twins and Red Foxx. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:12038 2004-03-23T08:44:16Z 2004-03-23T08:44:16Z cat stevens used to be cool before everyone ruined his songs <i>Mona Lisa Smile</i>.<br />by myself.<br />because that's how i roll.<br />i don't make this shit up, people.<br /><br />the cable is out because we're an overall tardy family.<br />regardless of how vast the internet may be, it is still extremely difficult for me to entertain myself with it... and harder yet to entertain myself without it.<br />what a predicament.<br /><br />oh... tengo trabajo nuevo.<br />im a host/aspiring server at Applebee's.<br />pretty soon i'll be hating their food and calling it Crapplebee's like everyone else.<br />but, as long as i continue get a pay check and tips and i have money accumulating in my wallet, im as happy as a nigger on a high school thursday*.<br /><br />fucking no cable.<br />can you believe that shit?<br />it's blasphemous.<br />one.<br /><br /><br />(*thursday is chicken day, mo.) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:11933 2004-03-13T10:31:56Z 2004-03-13T10:31:56Z billy ray cyrus' greatist hit. <b>bitch. dick. tit. damn. ass. fuck. shit. piss.</b><br />i wonder when my muse is going to get the new aim so it can get in touch with me.<br /><br />downloadable adam version 2.1<br />just kidding!<br />its a trial version.<br />you have 14 days remaining to register your version of me.<br />what's that?<br />why, you bet i'll fuck you... if im drunk!<br /><br />wait. your voice is kind of deep...<br /><br />haiku:<br />once small hands touched one<br />in ways one loved to be touched<br />once more nimble hands? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:11396 2004-03-06T19:35:07Z 2004-03-07T07:31:01Z i should be high Meet Joe Black just made me "laugh out loud."<br /><br />i took a vacation from my hiatus.<br />i went to nc for five days and saw my family.<br />it was nice... but if it isn't clever, charming, or funny now days who gives a fuck? right?<br />stop!<br />interrupt post!<br />exclaim!<br />USA just cut to commercial on an important part of this movie, people!<br /><br />Christ, im such a girl.<br /><br />speaking of... did anyone see that movie?<br />Mel Gibson should know... dont put the beautiful monica belluci in a movie about Jesus. There are people like myself that will think sinful thoughts about the woman i've seen so gloriously portrayed on the big screen... and the internet.<br />Oh Snap! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:11025 2004-02-22T06:09:13Z 2004-02-22T06:10:27Z what else? Two Things.<br /><br />#1. So far this weekend i've gotten a bunch of shit. <br /> among those things... <br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br />i got one pretty decent mic, one standard mic cord, and one shitty equalizer that i probably wont use.<br /><img src="http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=41e2a989-31af-7936-7bd8-12697b48b450&amp;size="><br /><br /><br />#2. Kanye West's "College Drop Out" is amazing, thought provoking... inspiring to say the least. Someone buy me a subscription to Source. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:10932 2004-02-20T04:20:35Z 2004-02-20T04:25:09Z you know, live journal, you're not much of a boredom cushion.<br />i knew you couldn't make me happy like you promised.<br />mom was right about you. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:10530 2004-02-18T09:16:53Z 2004-02-18T09:16:53Z dimmu borgir NO MAS PTI PARA MI!, motherfuckers.<br />no more drug tests, no more community service, no more hassle... i complete pti in less than 12 hours. you god damn better celebrate for me... its been a long, arduous eight months. Ma february shall be good to me this year (knock on wood).<br />i get my license back sometime after the 29th... after a $100 reinstatement fee.<br /><br />South Carolina's judicial system is fucked up... oh, for real?<br />Oh, for real.<br /><br />setting: today... feb. 18, 2004... after noon. Pre Trial Intervention office.<br />subject of focus: my crotch<br />scene: clutch and hoist as i walk backwards, facing the building, toward my ride home and away from one troublesome burden... in slow motion of course.<br />everything is better in slow motion.<br /><br />I'm Rick James, bitch. Enjoy yo'self.<br /> This is a celebration. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:10308 2004-02-17T06:23:43Z 2004-02-17T06:25:21Z blood brothers if this shirt looked good on me and wasnt full of holes i'd wear it.<br />someone should reproduce this graphic...<br /><img src="http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=32163ddb-33ac-5e60-45be-7bae1d59763a&amp;size="><br />and i know.<br />this post <i>would</i> have been more appropriate last year. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:10204 2004-02-16T04:06:07Z 2004-02-16T04:29:18Z jud jud... jud jud i need a duh duh duh digital camera.<br />i've never really enjoyed alcohol until this weekend.<br />i've found my peak... the point at which im at the apex of inebriation, i dont puke and i can wake up in the morning feeling semi-ok. All we had was gin... mind you... gin is the nastiest shit ever... which is why you must be a real man to continually chug the bottle. Forildo.<br />im so ready to move out. then we will have omnichord and guitar party sessions all the time and that shit will be off the hook. im going to draw some more influences from radiohead and start making my own instruments to make amazing drunken noises with.<br />thanks for an overall great weekend everyone.<br />______________________<br /><font color="ff0000">What did the five fingers say to the face?<font></font></font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:9798 2004-02-14T20:13:11Z 2004-02-14T20:13:11Z <font color="ff0000">Happy Valentine's Day&lt;/f&gt; everyone.<br />grab your mate and squeeze them 'til they pop.<br />i love you all.</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:9688 2004-02-07T06:24:02Z 2004-02-07T06:55:11Z dangerchinchilla! Lemmewinks, be brave.<br />now that old Travel Sick show is on and these guys are celebrating because they beat a couple of midgets at volleyball.<br />what has this world come to?<br />at least there is one truly funny motherfucker on tv.<br />you know who. right?<br />ive seriously had chicken for the past 6-7 days in a row<br />chicken salad, chicken and noodles, chicken filets, chicken and pasta, and chicken bowls from kyoto express in varying combinations. i need some red meat.<br />im becoming a pussy.<br /><br /><br /><br />above is a basic summary of my thought process on most any given night.<br />thank you Jah for intoxicants. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:9186 2004-02-03T21:15:37Z 2004-02-03T21:26:42Z kronos quartet ky and jdub... next time im recording everything, somehow.<br />that hill was massive!<br /><br />my mom thought i was doing hardcore drugs because i hadn't eaten all day and i was weak and colorless. that kind of shit happens when you have absolutely no money. <br />52 hours of community service to do in two weeks.<br />52 hours of community service stand between myself and approximately $1,300 for me to fucking roll around naked in if i want.<br />$1,300 is a lot of money when you have 3 one dollar bills in your wallet and nothing else.<br />shh<br />no one speak... there's work to be done. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:8840 2004-02-02T04:50:48Z 2004-02-02T04:50:48Z trey just came home with a case of coors lite and a joint.<br /> <br /><br /><br /> i currently have no worries. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:7954 2004-01-30T07:50:30Z 2004-01-30T20:05:34Z memories i tell ya... i dont know how you kids do it all night... with your young limbs and properly functioning synapses... im fucking beat.<br />____<br />good show however, i choose to believe our band is better than 25% of the bands that played tonight... <br />that's pretty fucking good if you leave out exactly how many bands played...<br /><br />ultra productive practice yesterday and now that kurtis is all tuned up and straightened out we should have some dick-hardening bass lines to accompany our already sexy metalness. <br /><br />im bent on finding a guitarist that i click with to join us.<br />-you must not be gay... flamboyantly.<br />-i am an avid supporter of marijuana... it is not the gateway drug. i love to play music when i am stoned/baked/high/what have you... if this offends you click your buttons and move on. <br />(disclaimer: i do not dislike the straight-edgers who refuse drugs for their own health and benefit.. i love you guys.)<br />-i like futurama, video games, ponies, and <b>quality, creative, artistic</b> music from most genres. all of these are my inspiration. <br />in conclusion... we need to smoke weed and play music with no interruptions and if it fits... terrific!<br />__<br />despite what you may believe, i will not stick my dick in any available hole for assisted masturbation. i have recently developed new standards for myself to make me a better person as a whole. thanks.<br />__<br />wanna know whats nasty?<br />what i just ate.<br />but it tasted good.<br />i'll leave that out as well. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:7873 2004-01-29T08:00:00Z 2004-01-29T08:00:00Z the ultimate love story dear livejournal,<br />i have nothing exciting to write.<br />2004 does not look promising as of yet.<br />other than the band i currently have no hobbies... <br />one month 'til i get my license back.<br />oh happy day.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eseeex:7367 2004-01-22T06:35:16Z 2004-01-22T06:42:12Z biotch! "NO I can't stop yellin'!... 'Cause that's how I talk!"<br /><img src="http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=3a273627-50ef-c616-10aa-39887c312b20&amp;size" alt="&#39;Mmmm Mmmm, Bitch!&#39;" /><br /><br />Dave Chappelle is a funny motherfucker.<br />God I love respectable race humor.<br /><br />Wednesdays @ 10:30, 9:30 central!